He Likes Big Butts

Yes Friends, Abby’s boyfriend is totally real! Join us this week as we pick apart Josh’s brain about vaginas, dating, and locker room talk. We ask some very important questions: is he an ass or a boob guy? And why does his best sexual experience involve feet?! Tune in to get a man’s perspective on the all powerful vag (or at least on Abby’s)!

The Power of the Vag

Join your vagina besties as we plunge into the many ways our vaginas made us feared throughout history. Whether we were killing crops and bees with our period blood or poisoning you with our evil death stare, the vag gave us crazy powers! We’ll answer the age old question of what happens to a man after he has period sex (Lets just say it doesn’t look pretty for his little friend down south) and let you know if you’re safe to swim or camp when you’re menstruating! Laugh your way through Monday with us!

Cindi’s Vibratorium

Hysteria and pelvic massage eventually led to the invention of the vibrator, not for the pleasure of women, but to give the doctor’s hand a rest because coaxing the uterus back into place was cumbersome, boring work. Toys have evolved since the 1880s and our guest this week goes through her toy chest with us. Join your vagina besties as we throw it back to the 1800s and then move it forward with Jennie’s sister-in-law, Cindi. What worked, what didn’t work – and the funny stories behind each of them.

A Veritable Smorgasbord of Vaginas

Abby and Jennie do their favorite thing – research! (You thought we were going to say ‘talk about vaginas’, didn’t you? That’s their second favorite thing.) Vagina History 101 Class is in session. Laugh with your vagina besties as we take a look at the ridiculous beliefs (Our uterus is an inside out penis! Whaaaa?) and old timey diseases (Bicycle Face, anyone?) that reigned for far too long.

Sex is NOT like the Movies

Don’t worry, we won’t make you watch our awkward sex tapes! Just listen to us laugh our way through funny sex noises, embarrassing sex stories, and fun sex facts! Sex is definitely NOT like the movies! **Warning: this episode is not suitable for children, and mothers named Linda and Susan**