This week your Vagina Besties bring you a Blame It On the Vag tale. They rocket into the true crime story of Lisa Nowak aka The Sad Astronaut. For those of you needing a bit of a memory jog, she’s the woman who became known for wearing space diapers so she didn’t have to stop and pee on her way from Houston to Orlando to confront her ex-lover’s new girlfriend. Unbeatable protection so you can beat the competition. From her NASA diaper to the magic trench coat that held all her kidnapping supplies, Jennie and Abby take you through the ultimate My Vagina Made Me Do It. https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Astronaut-Diapers-ej9lg3
Just Ask Abby
This week, your Vagina Besties talk more about YOUR vaginas than theirs (we know, it’s a vagina miracle!). You asked your questions and Abby had your answers. Ever wondered if squirting is peeing? Or whether women can feel when a man ejaculates inside them? How about it circumcised or uncircumcised is better for health and pleasure? Like any best bestie, Abby’s got you covered! She also shares what she likes when she’s feeling a little “kinky” and claims Jennie will drink a gallon of…well, you should just listen. Unless your name is Linda or Susan. Moms, you’re going to want to skip this one.
https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Just-Ask-Abby-eite64
Would you Rather
This week your Vagina Besties talk about The Equalizer (and we don’t mean a vibrator). We wax poetic for a bit about the empowerment of The Pill. One tiny medication gave women the power to determine when (and if) she was ready to have a family. We also discuss the gnarly side effects that women weren’t informed of until after the 1970 Senate hearings in which no women testified (because why hear from people actually experiencing them??). Then, Abby plays a game of Would You Rather. Would You Rather take The Pill or wear a rabbit anus? Tune in to find out which Abby chose!
https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Would-You-Rather-eiitqj
As You Wish…
This week, Abby walks us through the 5 Love Languages while Jennie scrambles to find a flashlight. What’s a Love Language? Let’s play 4 Truths, 1 Lie:
Words of Affirmation: This is some kick ass coffee
Acts of Service: I made you this kick ass coffee.
Receiving Gifts: Here’s a gift card to Starbucks so you can buy lots of kick ass coffees.
Quality Time: Let’s grab kick ass coffee together.
Physical Touch: Get your hands off my f^&$ing kick ass coffee.
You’ll be able to spot the lie if you listen to this episode. And you’ll also find out why Jennie needs to find a flashlight like yesterday.
https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/As-You-Wish-ei8hv2
Silverware and Flirty Fish in a Sex Dungeon
This week your Vagina Besties talk Sex Cults. Join us for a look at Oneida (you thought they just did cutlery), Children of God, and NXIVM. Two thirds of cult members were recruited by friends or family members. So next time Karen asks you to go to yoga* or Chad suggests you join him for CrossFit**, maybe say no. Or have an escape plan.https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Silverware-and-Flirty-Fish-in-a-Sex-Dungeon-ehu92e
Preventing Babies: one pile of crocodile sh*t at a time
Would you rather insert crocodile dung into your vagina before sex or drink a concoction of mercury and lead? Not your thing? If you can’t abstain during your most fertile time (your period), just hold your breath during intercourse, then sneeze right after! Or you can try Abby’s method: a weasel ball necklace. She swears it works better than the pull out method – and she would know. (spoiler alert: that’s how she ended up preggers with her eldest).https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Preventing-Babies-One-Pile-of-Crocodile-Sht-at-a-Time-ehjqge
Phoenix and her Magic Wand
This week your Vagina Besties dive into the land of audio porn, OnlyFans, and polyamory with our guest, Phoenix. Find out if Phoenix’s Magic Wand contains a unicorn hair and if she knows a spell that can get that pot roast out of Jennie’s vag.https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Phoenix-and-Her-Magic-Wand-eh9q5b
Weird things you put up your Vag
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve put up your vag? Your Vagina Besties cover Abby’s long list, Jennie’s pork loin recipe, and ask that you please not put raw bacon in your vagina or use it as a bookmark (Really, people, we shouldn’t need to say that.) Does anyone need a candle? Abby’s got a few extra stored in case of a power outage.https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Weird-Things-You-Put-Up-Your-Vag-egvngr
Nocturnal Emissions
This week your Vagina Besties are analyzing your dreams! Well, we’re talking about wet dreams which is sort of like analyzing them? The brain loves to dream about the forbidden. Or, in Jennie’s case, the co-workers. And the Super Hot Doc. Also, the Danny Trejo? Abby’s dreams tend to be psychedelic and include Josh, Chris Pine, and a faceless stranger (she swears not at the same time). What does it mean when you have sex with your ex? Or your boss? Or that platonic friend? Jennie and Abby walk you through the most popular – and give you your survey results. https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Nocturnal-Emissions-egls6i
Blood Magic
This week your Vagina Besties are talking the magic of menstrual blood. From period sex to fertilizing your plants, we’ve got you covered in it. Well, metaphorically anyway. We don’t want you showing up for work on Monday morning looking like the Carrie Prom scene. Come join us for a few laughs and learn the benefits of period sex and masturbation!https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Blood-Magic-eght4b
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