Kissing Necks and Pinching Butts

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Intimacy doesn’t just happen in the bedroom. Your Vagina Besties roll out some of their favorite ways to express it in other rooms of the house and even out in public. Abby likes it in the kitchen. Jennie loves it in the car. And, in typical Jennie fashion, we get a story about the time her grandparents were late for a family event because they had a quickie. Old people f*&% just like young people. Maybe even better. We think it’s the intimacy outside the bedroom. https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Kissing-Necks-and-Pinching-Butts-eg2eu2

Who Wants to be a Millionaire: Vag Edition

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Happy Monday Vagina Besties! Join us for a game of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire: Vag Edition with our special guest Brian Pruitt of the Frank and Beans podcast. We teach Brian some vag facts and he returns the favor. He’ll explain the science behind blue balls, tell us if semen is keto friendly, and give us the speed of ejaculation. Who’s ready for a semen placenta omelet?https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Who-Wants-To-Be-a-Millionaire-Vag-Edition-efogui

Athlete’s Vagina

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Your Vagina Besties are here to walk you through Sports Vagina. Like those old diagnoses way back in the days of Hysteria, this term is wide ranging and extremely vague. Itching, burning, redness, rashes…or not? You might still have it. It might be a yeast infection or bacterial vaginosis or vestibulodynia (which Jennie pronounces differently every time she says it!) or it might be none of those but still something. Sound familiar? It’s enough to drive an active girl crazy, but is it enough to ditch those yoga pants? And what kind of undies work best for those Go Big Or Go Home Workouts? And why is Abby’s oldest referring to her as Karen now? We’ve got you covered with answers, survey results, and laughter!https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Athletes-Vagina-eerhkp

Flicking the Bean: The Teen Years

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We had numerous requests for an episode on how to talk to your daughter about masturbation. Your Vagina Besties have delivered. We roll out our best tips for you. There is no ONE way, there is no right way or wrong way, each child is different! This conversation will never not be awkward. Even if your daughter grows up to have her own Vagina podcast. But we’re here for you with ideas on how to open that line of communication and keep it open. https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Flicking-the-Bean-The-Teen-Years-eehb66

Nobody ever told me THAT (Or things we should have learned in Sex Ed)

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Things we learned in Sex Ed: Nobody wants to give their husband a chewed up oreo cookie on their wedding night.  Like a piece of scotch tape, our vaginas become less…we’re not sure where they were going with that analogy but they stuck the tape to several football players arms and then compared it to a young woman who has sex with multiple partners. Sex is just for procreation. Sex is over when the man is done.

Things your Vagina Besties feel we should have learned instead: Go pee after sex! All vaginas are unique in shape, size, and color! What your hymen ACTUALLY is and the million different non-sex related ways it can break. Sex isn’t shameful or just for procreation. Pulling out is NOT birth control. Anything LGBTQA (literally, anything because Jennie had no idea what she felt was normal and okay). Sex is FUN and BEAUTIFUL and MESSY and FUN (or you need a new partner!)! Come learn more in 40 minutes than you did in several years at school. https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Nobody-Ever-Told-Me-THAT-or-Things-We-SHOULD-Have-Learned-in-Sex-Ed-ee724v

Buffay the Vampire Layer aka The One With Porn

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Since May is International Masturbation Month, your Vagina Besties thought they should walk you through the difference between mainstream porn and Feminist porn (hint: The F is FUN! for EVERYONE). Blame It On the Vag just wants you living your healthiest, happiest vagina life and you can’t do that if you’re watching bad porn. We also go over survey results and find out if Abby got an A on her homework! How do you stump a librarian? Apparently, all it takes is the word ‘healthily’…’healthiest’…’healthfully’….we get around it with a synonym!https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Buffay-the-Vampire-Layer-aka-The-One-With-Porn-edt4hr 

Everybody Loves a Quickie

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Jennie fell down a porn hole, then yanked Abby in with her. This quickie is a prelude to the one where we do full porn. Well, not literal porn. (Don’t worry, we won’t ever make you watch Abby’s sex tapes!) We’re just going to talk about it. A LOT. But for this episode, Jennie runs us through the difference between male driven and female driven porn. She also throws in a little clown fetish because if she had to know it was out there, so do you. Be warned: this little teaser comes with homework!https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Everybody-Loves-a-Quickie-eda536

One Sexy Extra

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Your Vagina Besties reveal the results of “Where Have You Gotten Your Sexy On” and the answers may surprise you. Hot tubs, tents, and cars top the list. So does the roof? Judging by the number of people who have had sex on theirs, it’s totally a thing! Who knew?? And Jennie isn’t the only one who discovered sex on the beach is a tasty drink, but an awful sexperience. Come laugh with us and find a few new places to add to your F^($et List!https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/One-Sexy-Extra-ed0r94

A Bucket of Sweat

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This week VSP (very special guest), Jess, joins us to talk about the fun times of Perimenopause. It’s not all hot flashes and mood swings! Lower estrogen levels cause dry vag, the Abby itch, and painful sex (not the good pain either)! It also tricks the hypothalamus into thinking we’re overheating, signaling our bodies to sweat, sweat, sweat so much your husband thinks you wet the bed (which might also happen due to urinary urgency or leakage). Laugh your way through the Top 15 symptoms of Perimenopause!https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/A-Bucket-of-Sweat-ecnjk4