Would you rather insert crocodile dung into your vagina before sex or drink a concoction of mercury and lead? Not your thing? If you can’t abstain during your most fertile time (your period), just hold your breath during intercourse, then sneeze right after! Or you can try Abby’s method: a weasel ball necklace. She swears it works better than the pull out method – and she would know. (spoiler alert: that’s how she ended up preggers with her eldest).https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Preventing-Babies-One-Pile-of-Crocodile-Sht-at-a-Time-ehjqge
These things don’t come with manuals. This podcast is the closest you’ll get to one.
Blame It On the Vag 