Tag: Sex

Nobody ever told me THAT (Or things we should have learned in Sex Ed)

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Things we learned in Sex Ed: Nobody wants to give their husband a chewed up oreo cookie on their wedding night.  Like a piece of scotch tape, our vaginas become less…we’re not sure where they were going with that analogy but they stuck the tape to several football players arms and then compared it to a young woman who has sex with multiple partners. Sex is just for procreation. Sex is over when the man is done.

Things your Vagina Besties feel we should have learned instead: Go pee after sex! All vaginas are unique in shape, size, and color! What your hymen ACTUALLY is and the million different non-sex related ways it can break. Sex isn’t shameful or just for procreation. Pulling out is NOT birth control. Anything LGBTQA (literally, anything because Jennie had no idea what she felt was normal and okay). Sex is FUN and BEAUTIFUL and MESSY and FUN (or you need a new partner!)! Come learn more in 40 minutes than you did in several years at school. https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Nobody-Ever-Told-Me-THAT-or-Things-We-SHOULD-Have-Learned-in-Sex-Ed-ee724v

One Sexy Extra

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Your Vagina Besties reveal the results of “Where Have You Gotten Your Sexy On” and the answers may surprise you. Hot tubs, tents, and cars top the list. So does the roof? Judging by the number of people who have had sex on theirs, it’s totally a thing! Who knew?? And Jennie isn’t the only one who discovered sex on the beach is a tasty drink, but an awful sexperience. Come laugh with us and find a few new places to add to your F^($et List!https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/One-Sexy-Extra-ed0r94

Cindi’s Vibratorium

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Hysteria and pelvic massage eventually led to the invention of the vibrator, not for the pleasure of women, but to give the doctor’s hand a rest because coaxing the uterus back into place was cumbersome, boring work. Toys have evolved since the 1880s and our guest this week goes through her toy chest with us. Join your vagina besties as we throw it back to the 1800s and then move it forward with Jennie’s sister-in-law, Cindi. What worked, what didn’t work – and the funny stories behind each of them.

Sex is NOT like the Movies

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Don’t worry, we won’t make you watch our awkward sex tapes! Just listen to us laugh our way through funny sex noises, embarrassing sex stories, and fun sex facts! Sex is definitely NOT like the movies! **Warning: this episode is not suitable for children, and mothers named Linda and Susan**