Tag: vaginas

Nobody ever told me THAT (Or things we should have learned in Sex Ed)

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Things we learned in Sex Ed: Nobody wants to give their husband a chewed up oreo cookie on their wedding night.  Like a piece of scotch tape, our vaginas become less…we’re not sure where they were going with that analogy but they stuck the tape to several football players arms and then compared it to a young woman who has sex with multiple partners. Sex is just for procreation. Sex is over when the man is done.

Things your Vagina Besties feel we should have learned instead: Go pee after sex! All vaginas are unique in shape, size, and color! What your hymen ACTUALLY is and the million different non-sex related ways it can break. Sex isn’t shameful or just for procreation. Pulling out is NOT birth control. Anything LGBTQA (literally, anything because Jennie had no idea what she felt was normal and okay). Sex is FUN and BEAUTIFUL and MESSY and FUN (or you need a new partner!)! Come learn more in 40 minutes than you did in several years at school. https://anchor.fm/blameitonthevag/episodes/Nobody-Ever-Told-Me-THAT-or-Things-We-SHOULD-Have-Learned-in-Sex-Ed-ee724v

Your Vag: Friend or Enemy?

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Helene isn’t feeling the love for her Vag, Besties! We had to get to the bottom of her disdain for her vulva. From neighborhood blow jobs to roast beef sandwiches, we peeled it back layer by layer until she declared “all vaginas are beautiful, including my own!” Join us for your poll results and see how many people are besties with their vulva versus frenemies! 




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Nobody Makes Baby Wear a Tampon

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Old timey ads and commercials promised us feminine hygiene products that were discreet, convenient, and a solution to our “problem.” They were also condescending, ridiculous, and laugh out loudable (totally a word). Join your Vagina Besties as we roll out the best (and by that we mean WORST) feminine hygiene print ads and commercials. Why is everyone wearing white? How many cats is too many? and What’s really in that plain, brown wrapped box Karen just picked up from the drugstore?